An Open Letter to Joe Nichols: Make Us Sunny & 75!
Dear Mr. Nichols:
For the past few months we have been the happy recipients of your latest song 'Sunny and 75'. And we have so appreciated the happy tune that makes us think of Summer.
Ah, Summer. The time of year when the sun shines down, tank tops and shorts are abundant and the scent of coconut oil wafts through the air.
Ah, Summer. How we miss you!
Here's where YOU come in, Mr. Nichols.
Come to Maine and spread the warmth of your music! Come sing your hits and warm us with your smile! You can show us it's 'Cool to Be a Fool' in these sub zero temperatures! From what I've heard, 'Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off' and that means the woman is WARM!
With 'The Shape I'm In' I think I can speak for everyone when I say we are done with the freezing pipes, the extra oil deliveries and our diminishing woodpiles.
We don't want to live in 'Brokenheartsville' if you don't visit us...'It Ain't No Crime' to take a little time to join us in the cold northeast. We'd love to have you! I mean, seriously, 'What's a Guy Gotta Do?' to get you to come sing to us? 'I'll Wait For You' to get back to me. I will watch your website for the date when you 'Take It Off' and fly on over here.
Thank you so much for your time. I hope we hear from you soon!