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Woman Rinses Off at Car Wash After Pooping Her Pants
We've been doing this blogging thing a long, long time. We go back to Blogspot pages and Geocities sites being under construction. That said, we know when it's best to write very little and just let the video do all the explaining.
We'll dummy up the words and let this woman's butt tell the entire story...
1.21 Gigawhat? Delorean Taxis Hit New York
Roads? Where we're going we don't needs roads. We aren't going anywhere in these New York taxis that look like Deloreans from the Back to the Future movies.
Who’s the Hot Girl in the Samsung Galaxy ‘Work Trip’ Commercial?
We've all seen the commercial and imagined what's on that video. Is she solo? Is she with another hot mom? Is she with his best friend? Wow, that would be a crappy way to break the news. What else we've always wondered is "who's that hot mom...
Air Jordan XI Step’n Out Jacket is a Wearable Air Ball
Are we all fine with Michael Jordan-themed clothing and sneakers long after the guy has retired? We're all fine with this idea? If we're not cool with it, we should probably say something now, so products like the Air Jordan XI Step'n Out jacket don't make it to the production line.
Typographic Chess Set Perfect For Guys Too Dumb to Remember the Names of Chess Pieces
Chess is a game played by intellects. Fine, morons play too, but you can spot those dudes based on the names they give the chess pieces. "Imma take my horsehead and get up all in your lady piece. Horse dong kid!"
Joey Crawford, NBA Referee, Must Be Stopped
The laundry list of problems with NBA referee Joey Crawford just got a little longer.
5 Places to Meet Women During Your Lunch Break
Talking to women is easy (for most of us) but actually figuring out where they all hang out can sometimes prove to be the difficult part. We’re not talking about nighttime or weekends, that's easy; where are the women during working hours? After all...
Japan Develops Shock-Absorbing Car Covered in Airbags
Remember that time you got super drunk, duct taped couch cushions to your body and smashed into things around the house like a human pinball? You don't? Well you were super drunk so that doesn't shock us.
Beer Hunter Jacket Keeps You Warm and Your Brew Ice Cold — Somehow
Made specifically for the hunter, tailgater, "on the train to work" chugger or just any old drunk uncle, the Enjoi Beer Hunter jacket helps lug around all those bottles and cans of beer.
Watch Two Women Play Tug Of War…On Motorcycles
We're not sure which part of this video gets us more excited -- the idea of screwing around in the wide open country on motorcycles or two adorable women playing tug of war on said motorcycles. It might be a little of both.
20 Slang Terms From the 1920s That Guys Should Start Using Again
The Oxford American Dictionaries announced its "Word of the Year" yesterday, and it's about as dumb as you'd imagine.
Comic Con Comedy — Want to Play ‘Star Wars Character or Italian Dish?’
New York Comic Com played host to fans and freaks this past weekend. Costumed crazies were aplenty -- many dressed to impress or possibly repress childhood issues of not getting enough attention.
10 Best Selling Atari Games Ever — The Atari 2600 Turns 35
The Atari 2600 is celebrating its 35th birthday this week. Has it really been that long since Pong?!?
Is This the Greatest Mugshot Ever?
No, it's not Louis CK, but it might be the greatest mugshot we've ever seen.
iPhone 5 Release Brings Out All the Intellects
In case you've been living on a line to buy an iPhone 5, the new…wait, that wouldn't make sense. The iPhone 5 is out. It's sure to make the lives of everyone who purchase it at least 16.3% easier. The larger screen is gonna assist someone in finding the cure for cancer. Bank on it.