Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Here’s Your Chance to Become a Real, Honest-to-Goodness, Paid Bacon Critic
What's that they say about getting paid to do what you love?
Ornery Dog in Bathtub Throws Hilarious Hissy Fit
You think it's hard to get teenagers out of bed? That's nothing compared to this.
Determined Bee Pulling Out Nail of Wall Is a True Ironman
This bee is busy as, well, a bee.
Impatient, Starving Goats Get Too Feisty With Sweet Girl Feeding Them
The internet loves kids and animals. Put them together and you've got a little thing known in scientific circles as "internet gold."
Buttinsky Giraffe Photobombs Sweet Promposal
Forget the nose -- this giraffe should avoid sticking his neck in other people's business.
Wild ‘Dirt Tornado’ Brings Sheer Mayhem to Softball Game
Rainouts aren't the only weather event that can wreak havoc on the diamond.
Amorous Couple Clueless Robbery Is Taking Place While They Make Out
These two only have eyes for each other.
Biblically Monster Flooding Is No Match for This Gritty Bus
Not since Noah's Ark has something commandeered the rising water with such aplomb.
Well-Intentioned Owl Wedding Trick Ends in Splattered Disaster
This is why owls shouldn't be put to work during the day.
Fisherman May Have Wet His Pants After Catching Alligator
See you later, alligator. That's exactly what this guy thought when he realized he accidentally caught one.