Buffoon Trying to Jump Subway Tracks Remains a Buffoon
Even if you've never stepped foot in New York City, you probably know that jumping subway tracks is about as smart as buying a Rolex from a street vendor for 10 bucks.
What Can Possibly Go Wrong With a Homemade Airplane? Umm, Everything
Apple pie and chicken soup are great when they're homemade. An airplane? Not so much.
Weightlifter With No Concern for His Privates Does Chair Split While Lifting 100 Pounds
This impressive show of strength and balance could’ve gone terribly, voice-changingly wrong.
You Can Now Cross ‘Seeing a Drunk Raccoon’ Off Your Bucket List
The animal kingdom is filled with all sorts of wonders. This isn't one of them.
Father’s Day Is Better When Dads Give Their Kids Lie Detector Tests
This Father's Day, tell your dad how much you love him. But, do yourself a favor, don't tell him anything else.
Blackhawks Fan Has Hilariously Truthful Reaction to Stanley Cup
The Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup for the third time in six years on Monday night. It's got the entire city pumped up. And we mean the entire city.
Watch Two Knuckleheads Without a Care in the World Relieve Themselves on Live TV
These guys certainly don't have performance anxiety.
Foreigners Describing a Typical American Will Make You Shrivel in Shame
We Americans like to think we have a can-do attitude. The rest of the world, though, likes to think we have a can-, will- and do-eat attitude.
Totally Reasonable Woman Destroys Gas Station for Not Having Skittles
As it turns out, Walmart is not necessarily the place where you can find women at their absolute worst.
Hey, Where’d the Rest of This Guy’s Ear Go?
Get your Evander Holyfield jokes ready.