Almost everyone I know is entertained by the Bangor Police Department Facebook page.  If you don't follow them now, you need to.  Trust me!  In a recent post, they're educating us on 7 things we don't need to tell cops.

The first item on the list is "You do not need to tell us-"I didn't do it." We probably don't think that you did do it. We probably don't know what "it" is. We assume most people we run into during the average day didn't do it, and neither did their friends."

My personal favorite is number 4: "If you are drunk, you do not need to tell us you are drunk. We can usually tell. Just don't drive a motor vehicle.
Otherwise, enjoy your altered state of mind. We don't mind."

Check out the entire list here: