Boy Detonates Firecrackers With His Nipples [VIDEO]

There are no words that are coming to me at this very moment.  Clearly this boy was absent from school the day they taught the lesson 'Never tie a firecracker to your nipple and set it off'.  I get it.  I understand.  I was absent the day we learned about adverbs, pronouns and such.  I've been lost ever since.

Enjoy this special life lesson...AND just to protect Townsquare Media and B98.5...DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME...or school...or work...or at the bus stop...or in your car....or in a weird square windowless room.