When you go on vacation you expect to get what you paid for: have a good time and relax a little. When things don’t go as planned you have a right to complain, but some vacationers complain about stuff that could be explained by using a little common sense. Here are some tourist complaints that are ridiculous.

--It took nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took Americans only three hours to get home. That seems unfair. (ummm, it is further you know)

--No one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared. (tried to move all the fish to land for you but that didn’t work)

--We booked an excursion to a water park but no one told us we had to bring or own swimsuits. (no one told you to bring clothes either but I bet you did)

--I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes. (if we did, do you think anyone would vacation here?)

--They should not allow topless sunbathing at the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who was trying to relax. (I notice he didn’t write the complaint)

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