Creative Pet Names

Since I cannot have an animal of my own, I decided to announce to the world what I would name my pets if I could own one. So if you're getting an animal soon, here are some creative pet names for you:

Dog: Bark Obama, Ruffles, Boba Fetch, Mozart, Steve Pawgers, Tony Bark, Walker Texas Ranger, Kurt Russell Terrier

Cat: Powder (White cat), Benedict Cumberscratch, Cider, Sulley, Soldier.

Birds: Peetree, Michael Keaton (because he was Birdman), 2 birds named Batman and Robin, Bruce Quillis, Robird Downey Jr.

Fish: Phish, Fin Diesel, Vince Gills, James Pond