OOoo, this is slightly harsh.  The Urban Dictionary is a satirical crowdsourced online dictionary of slang words and phrases that was founded in 1999 as a parody of Dictionary.com by then-college freshman Aaron Peckham.  It explains terms like masturdating, dudevorce, bedgasm & carcolepsy.  

Out of curiosity, I wondered what the Urban Dictionary had to say about Augusta, ME and here's what I discovered:

1. The capital of Maine that doesn't deserve it because Portland's way bigger with more to do.
2. A small blip on the map filled only with duplicate, crap chain stores & restaurants.
The only thing to do on a Friday night in Augusta, Maine is go to the Wal-Mart.
So, I decided to not stop there and expand the search a little bit!
New England slang that adds emphasis. Synonymous with really, very and hella.To describe how great something is: "This car is wicked cool!"
To show aggravation: "This guy is a wicked a$$hole!"
To show frustration: "That guy is wicked slow!"
To show amazement: "Wow, that game is wicked awesome!"
To describe a person: "She's a wicked witch!"
To describe the weather: "Man, it's wicked hot out here!"
To emphasize feelings: "That story made me wicked sad!"
To exaggerate your point: "That took a wicked long time!"
"That wicked cool car is wicked fast is owned by that wicked old guy, who drives it wicked slow when it's wicked hot out, which makes me wicked sad cause I'm wicked broke and I got to walk a wicked long way."
The most brutal soda known to man kind, it has a taste resembling sweetened cough medicine. It is not for the weak, thats probably why only New Englanders get it.
Freeport, Maine's clothing brand for ugly, messy, geeky New-Englanders or the same kind of people who wish they lived in New England. Everyone who wears it thinks they're so friggin smart but they're really geeks who hug trees. The sizing is inconsistant, its overpriced, and not to mention its ugly and boring! Their clothes have no style or personal flair.
Look at the exchange student from Massachusetts. She's got the ugliest clothes I've ever seen. I think they're L.L. Bean.
The friggin best place in the world! Wicked sick. It's the most Eastern state in the
U. S.

 

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