Four-Year-Old Expresses How We All Feel About the Election
With the presidential election less than a week away, candidates are bombarding us from all angles with ads, debates and last-minute pushes to secure votes. (Their efforts are pretty much pointless considering we joined The Pizza Party a while back, but that’s besides the point.)
In all seriousness, all this presidential hoopla can be a little overwhelming and upsetting at times. This is especially true if you’re a politically-aware four-year-old.
Most kids would cry over stuff that went down on the playground or the thought of Sesame Street being cancelled, but not Abigael. She’s just sick and tired of hearing about “Bronco Bamma” and Mitt Romney. Her mom assures her the election will be over soon, but still– we understand your frustration, you little munchkin. We’d much rather talk about ‘Wreck-It Ralph,’ but we still have to pretend to care about stuff like health care reform for the next few days.
Sorry “Bamma” and Romney, looks like you just lost another vote to Morris the Cat!