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Funny Tweets By Parents The Week Of March 4

Funny Tweets By Parents
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The popularity of social networking has given parents all new ways to embarrass their offspring, and often in hilarious fashion. Our favorite funny tweets by parents this week perfectly captured the frustration (and humiliation) that comes along with parenting. Check out 10 of our favorite things said on Twitter by parents this week:


Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker): Of all the people I constantly want to punch in the face I love my children the most.


Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre): My husband and I have different parenting philosophies. I like to burst in on our kids yelling "MASTURBATION DRILL!" and he doesn't.


PTA Rejects (@PTArejects): Coffee: Because Social Services doesn't like when you do speed in front of your kids.


Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack): Snow day for kids = work day for parents.


Josh Hara (@yoyoha): I bet the hardest part of your kids growing up and moving out of the house is having no one else to blame when you can't find something.


josh of all (@Jbakeindy): If I could have back all the time it takes for my children to put their shoes on I would be years younger.


carly kimmel (@carlykimmel): Before I had kids, I thought women who were pregnant looked cute. Now, I think they look brave.


Girl-Mom-Wife (@DiapersorWine): best moment at my 2 & 7yr old's birthday party? when a friend's 6yr old daughter came up to me and yelled,"My mom says my Dad has moobs".


Renee (@nayele18): "Mom, did we used to be normal?" ~my 8-year-old, as we ran around the house trying to get out the door on time this morning


Jeply Surly (@JennyPentland): 3yo said I have big muscles while pointing to my boobs, then patted my stomach and asked if I was 'getting a baby'. This is my Friday night.


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