We're just so happy we only have to wait one week for 'Game of Thrones,' instead of painful long months. We don't even care if there weren't any dragons in this episode -- it's more than made up for by Theon Greyjoy getting tortured in a basement. But we're getting ahead of ourselves. Here's a handy recap of last night's episode with GIFs!
Hey, that bird from the promo showed up!
Even in his dream, Bran misses the target.
NOW we can talk about Theon Greyjoy getting crucified in a basement.
Olenna Tyrell offers her opinion to Sansa.
Sansa offers her opinion of Joffrey to Margaery.
Margaery remains unimpressed.
New character! New character!
Jojen Reed -- he can call off a direwolf.
Margaery uses her new knowledge to seduce Joffrey, which is gross, because he is the worst.
Really he's the worst.