Help Randy With His Socks

I need help putting on my socks. I have struggled with putting on my socks my whole life but never wanted to admit it until now. So I am asking for your help.

I normally wear white crew socks because I find them the most comfortable but I do wear dress socks when dressing out. The problem with my socks is I never know which one to put on first, left or right.

Should I put my left sock on first or should I put my right sock on first? I have thought about changing it up every day, left sock on Monday, and right sock on Tuesday etc. The problem with that is if I don’t keep a chart I would forget which foot to start with on which day.

As you can see I need your help so make a sock suggestions.