Masturdating, Dudevorce, Bedgasm & Other New Words To Add To Your Urban Vocabulary! [VIDEO]

New words are constantly added to the Urban Dictionary.  Some are a little nuts and some make me wonder how I lived my entire life with out that FANTABULOUS word!  Ya know, the annoying ones like: Whatevs or Totes Adorbs.  But then the one I love: Hangry - to be so hungry that it makes you angry.  We've all been hangry. 

See Sarah quiz Randy and Andy before getting the full definitions below the video!

Here's a new list of words to broaden your vocabulary:

MASTURDATING: Going out alone to a movie or restaurant

BEDGASM: A feeling of euphoria after climbing into bed at the end of a very long day

CELLFISH: An individual who continues talking on their phone so as to be rude or inconsiderate of other people

DUDEVORCE: When two bros officially end their friendship

ASKHOLE: Someone who asks many stupid, obnoxious and pointless questions

INTERNEST: The cocoon of blankets and pillows your form around yourself  whilst spending long periods of time on the internet

TEXTPECTATION: The anticipation felt when waiting for a response from a text

NONVERSATION: A completely worthless conversation; small talk

CHAIRDROBE: Piling clothes on a chair in place of a closet or dresser; see floordrobe

ERRORIST: Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes, or is always wrong

UNLIGHTENING: Learning something that makes you dumber

HIBERDATING: When a person ignores their friends in favor of a boyfriend/girlfriend

DESTINESIA: When you get to where you were intending to go, but forget why you were going their in the first place

COLUMBUSING: When white people pretend to have discovered something that has been around for years, decades or centuries

YOUNIVERSE: Used to indicate that a person has knowledge only of him or herself; Their universe consists only of them

CARCOLEPSY: A condition where the passenger falls asleep as soon as the car starts moving.

AMBITCHOUS: Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch

UNKEYBOARDINATED: When you're unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes

AFTERCLAP: The last person who claps after everyone else has stopped

BEERBOARDING: Extracting secret information from a colleague by getting them drunk

Wow!  Well, there  ya go.  I'm guilty of several.  I hope there isn't going to be a test on these.