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NSFW: Next Time You’re Booted Off A Plane – Here Are Some Defense Techniques To Try

United Airlines has certainly been the center of attention this past week, following the forced eviction of a passenger.  Overbooked, and no volunteers to give up their seats…a random selection was made which resulted in a passenger being dragged off the plane by police.  Didn’t take long for someone to come up with some great suggestions on how to defend yourself, should you be in a similar situation.

Yes, I realize this is a joke…but watching it repeatedly, I laugh because there’s not a chance in God’s creation that I could do ANY of these moves.  I’d rip my pants, probably fart…and my legs would never get that high.  I’m dead.  And, of course, to assume all these ninja maneuvers are to be done in the aisle of an airplane.  I don’t care…it’s still hysterical!’

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