NSFW: This Week’s Edition Of Missed Connections – July 17, 2017
There are some sweet ones this week. But I want to focus on one guy...I'm going to call him the 'Tootsie Pop' (Randy made it up)...If you are a girl on his bucket list, I am so sorry.
4 Ladies In A Car On Lisbon Street....Good luck buddy!
There were four of you in a white car going down Lisbon Street traveling in the lane next to mine I was driving a red Mustang and you said hi when we stopped at the light I believe you were sitting in the rear passenger side seat all I can say is you are hot and if you happen to see this or if one of the four C's it let her know thanks if you're single I'm interested
***THIS GUY IS SUCH A GENTLEMAN. HOW ARE THE LADIES NOT FALLING ALL OVER HIM WITH THESE OFFERS.***
OK...I'm squeezing this in here...but clearly this guy thinks he's the cat's meow and is holding some random pleasing hidden talent. He posted more than once:
Sally Beauty in Waterville (not sure if he's looking for a person or the entire business): Hi I've been in the store and your so hot.I'm looking to meet up so I can please you orally
Dunkin in Skowhegan:
Hello you used to work in Canaan you're a hot little blonde you drove a Toyota Celica you transferred to Skowhegan wonder if it's still around like to please you orally
Ice Cream Shop in Skowhegan:
Hi your a sweet blonde that works at the shop.I'm in skowhegan looking to please you
Walmart Cashier in Skowhegan:
Hi your sexy hot work as a cashier so hot hope we can meet up. I would like to please you orally
He's actually got a name with this one...Hey Crystal in Skowhegan (I hope this makes you laugh like it did for me...sounds like you got quite a stud lookin for ya)...I need to insert 'bleep bleep' on this one:
Hi we have known each other for a while. I've always thought you were sexy. Love them big boobs.I'm looking to lick your bleep bleep bleep and bleep bleep bleep. I'll pay you to please you orally
Jane Doe in Waterville Area:
We had been chatting, I'm worried about you please answer this. At least let me know your ok.
Black legging wearing Goddess at Walmart in Farmington:
Saw u today in Walmart. Your wearing black leggings brown hair. your a goddess. I'd love to talk.
Flagging My Attention in Augusta:
Well here goes my Hail Mary.
You're the lady flagger on Sewell St. Don't know anything about you. But I'd like to.
What's your name?
Man in White Truck With Dog at KMD in Waterville:
This was Wednesday the 12th about 3:30pm or so. You were about 30 (maybe, I'm bad with guessing ages), super tall (or maybe because I'm super short), and wearing a white shirt. I saw you inside a couple of times and you looked familiar. Then I went outside with my son and saw this cute dog in the truck. My son loves trucks and dogs right now so we stopped to see them when you came out. You said she was nice and gentle and soon say have a good day. I doubt you'll see this or will think twice of seeing me today but if you do, I'm wondering where I know you from. You also caught my eye since I'm sure you already know you're pretty attractive haha. If it's you and you want to chat, let me know what you remember to prove it. :)
We Met At A Friend's House In Madison:
We met at your friend's house on Sunday. I know you guys have been friends forever, so even if you see this you won't do anything, but just wanted to say that your friend is a bit of a jerk, but I'd love to get to know you better.
Let me know anything about what we talked about so I know it's you.
At the Light In Winslow:
I can not believe I am actually doing this!
You watched me drive through the light then nodded in Winslow.
Please reply with the color of my car in the subject line. Or what you were driving.
Thought it might be fun to maybe chat.
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