For the love of all things pure and good in the world. Halloween hasn't even happened yet and some stores already have the stuff on clearance in lieu of the Christmas season. I mean come on that is ridiculous! I understand that Christmas is everyone's favorite because you get off work for it, but still.

It's like the ink hasn't dried on your divorce papers and you're already out with another girl. I'm lookin' at you Lowes! I think it should be a rule. No Christmas decorations allowed until Nov 1. If you want to ignore Thanksgiving for Christmas, fine, you're still a monster, but I'll give you a pass. But we need to stop premature Christmas decorating and embrace Halloween more.

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