Back before we were pulling in mad cash for writing this blog, several of the writers and editors used common office supplies for other purposes. We used bulldog clips during office S&M sessions, scrap paper as kindling to heat the office and paper clips to hold our dollar bills together.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was a joke. We still don't make a lot of money.

When we do finally make some big cash, we're going to splurge for an actual money clip, but we want to stay true to our humble roots. This Philippi Stainless Steel Yap Money Clip will do the trick.

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