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		<title>Proof That Cookie Monster and Elmo Are Huge Jerks</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 18:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cookie Monster got arrested yesterday for shoving a toddler. Obviously it was a man dressed up as Cookie Monster, and it happened in Times Square, where basically nothing good will ever happen, but still, come on Cookie Monster! To be honest, Osvaldo Quiroz-Lopez isn&#8217;t the first guy in a mascot costume to get in trouble [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cookie Monster <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/04/for-this-cookie-monster-c-is-for-cops/" target="_blank">got arrested</a> yesterday for shoving a toddler. Obviously it was a man dressed up as Cookie Monster, and it happened in Times Square, where basically nothing good will ever happen, but still, come on Cookie Monster!</p>
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		<title>Lewiston Man Finds Knife In Son&#039;s Birthday Cake</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 14:01:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nathan Bibeau of Lewiston and his family were throwing a birthday party for their two year old son. It was time to blow out on the candles on the cake and cut the cake for all to enjoy. To the horror of Nathan, a knife was found in the store-bought cake.The Elmo birthday cake was [...]]]></description>
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