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	<title>B98.5 &#187; Mayans</title>
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		<title>See How Santa Is Prepping For the Apocalypse</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2012 15:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry kids. It appears as if your presents are on back order this year because Santa Claus isn&#8217;t coming to town in 2012. He&#8217;s too busy prepping for the upcoming (and supposed) apocalypse, according to last night&#8217;s episode of &#8216;Conan.&#8217; In addition, he&#8217;s also checking his list &#8212; twice.&#160;Nope, not&#160;that list. We mean his bucket [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry kids. It appears as if your presents are on back order this year because Santa Claus isn't coming to town in 2012. He's too busy prepping for the upcoming (and supposed) <a href="http://thefw.com/tags/apocalypse/">apocalypse</a>, according to last night's episode of '<a href="http://thefw.com/tags/conan-obrien/">Conan</a>.'</p>
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		<title>How People are Preparing for the Mayan Apocalypse</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Friday, December 21 is maaaaaaaybe going to be the apocalypse because a really old calendar ran out of space. It&#8217;s already tomorrow in Australia, and people are reporting that it&#8217;s fine. Of course other people are pointing out that the ancient Mayans weren&#8217;t really operating on Greenwich Mean Time, so maybe Australia should just [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So <a href="http://thefw.com/the-best-mayan-apocalypse-memes/">Friday, December 21 is maaaaaaaybe going to be the apocalypse</a> because a really old calendar ran out of space. It's already tomorrow in Australia, and people are reporting that it's fine. Of course other people are pointing out that the ancient Mayans weren't really operating on Greenwich Mean Time, so maybe Australia should just cool their jets. Some of us are calmly stuffing as much clothing as possible into our one measly carry-on bag for our Christmas trip home. Other people are taking more drastic measures. Here's how  people are getting ready for tomorrow's "apocalypse."</p>
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