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		<title>Funny Tweets By Parents the Week of March 18</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2013 18:01:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie McMaster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Parents + Internet = Awesome. Don&#8217;t believe us? Check out some of the funniest things tweeted by parents this week, including Melissa Joan Hart&#8217;s son&#8217;s funny incident with childproof medicine bottles and Jim Gaffigan&#8216;s vow regarding kids and restaurants: ¢ιη∂α¢υηтєяєℓℓα (@alwayzintruble): I'm ready to *take on the world today.. *clean my kids rooms.. &#160; Melissa [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Parents + Internet = Awesome. Don't believe us? Check out some of the funniest things tweeted by parents this week, including<a href="https://twitter.com/MelissaJoanHart" target="_blank"> Melissa Joan Hart's</a> son's funny incident with childproof medicine bottles and <a href="https://twitter.com/jimgaffigan" target="_blank">Jim Gaffigan</a>'s vow regarding kids and restaurants:</p>
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		<title>Funny Tweets By Parents the Week Of March 11</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2013 19:06:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie McMaster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another week, another batch of tweets by parents that would surely horrify their children if they were old enough to read. Parents this week hit Twitter with their frustrations over Daylight Savings Time and the embarrassing things their kids say in public. Check out 10 of our favorite tweets by parents this week: Josh Hara [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another week, another batch of tweets by parents that would surely horrify their children if they were old enough to read. Parents this week hit Twitter with their frustrations over Daylight Savings Time and the embarrassing things their kids say in public</p>
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		<title>Teen Drugs Parents So She Can Stay Online Past Curfew</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2013 17:37:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amanda  Ferris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all heard the stories about stressed-out parents drugging their unruly toddlers with a dose of Benadryl so that they can get some shut-eye, but this is certainly a new twist. On December 28, a 16 year-old girl and her 15-year-old friend from Northern California decided to buy her parents two milkshakes from a local [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We've all heard the stories about stressed-out parents drugging their unruly toddlers with a dose of Benadryl so that they can get some shut-eye, but this is certainly a new twist. On December 28, a 16 year-old girl and her 15-year-old friend from Northern California decided to buy her parents two milkshakes from a local fast-food joint and <a href="http://sfist.com/2013/01/03/teens_drug_parents_milkshakes_in_or.php" target="_blank">crush prescription sleeping pills in them so that they can explore the wonderful world of the Internet without that pesky 10 p.m. curfew.</a></p>
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		<title>10 Parents Playing Epic Pranks on Their Kids</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2013 16:45:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Simcik</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[2012 was a fantastic year for pranks. Remember that awesomely sassy &#8216;Psh&#8217; joke or the adorable Mistletoe setup? We&#8217;ll say it til we&#8217;re blue in the face&#8211; we love pranks! They just make life a tad bit more interesting. Now that 2013 has rolled around, we think there&#8217;s no better way to welcome the year than by bringing [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>2012 was a fantastic year for <a href="http://thefw.com/tags/pranks/">pranks</a>. Remember that awesomely sassy '<a href="http://thefw.com/psh-prank/">Psh' joke</a> or the adorable <a href="http://thefw.com/mistletoe-prank/">Mistletoe </a>setup? We'll say it til we're blue in the face-- we love pranks! They just make life a tad bit more interesting. Now that 2013 has rolled around, we think there's no better way to welcome the year than by bringing you a whole new set of hilarious shenanigans.</p>
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		<title>Our Parents Are Getting Older</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 13:08:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sharon Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can still remember my father teaching me to ride my bike, my mother sliding us over the dining room table to make it shine and the two of them dancing in the livingroom while my dad sand Perry Como at the top of his lungs. That was over 30 years ago. I can still [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can still remember my father teaching me to ride my bike, my mother sliding us over the dining room table to make it shine and the two of them dancing in the livingroom while my dad sand Perry Como at the top of his lungs.</p>
<p>That was over 30 years ago. I can still see them in mind both with brown hair, both without glasses and both very active. The years go by and, as you know, their hair gets a little grayer, their height gets a little shorter and they can't do as much as they used to. That's when it's time to step up.</p>
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		<title>Parents Get All Bent Out of Shape Over School&#039;s Yoga Program, Cite Religious Objection</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2012 20:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over the last couple decades, yoga has gone from being thought of as a mystical ancient Indian discipline to a mainstream exercise practiced the world over. In fact, all students in the Encinitas Union School District, which is in the San Diego area, now do yoga twice a week as part of their physical education [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Over the last couple decades, yoga has gone from being thought of as a mystical ancient Indian discipline to a mainstream exercise practiced the world over.</p>
<p>In fact, all students in the Encinitas Union School District, which is in the San Diego area, now do yoga twice a week as part of their physical education curriculum. But this isn't sitting well with some parents, who are worried that the Hindu philosophy on which yoga is based is seeping into these lessons. </p>
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		<title>Does Drinking Make You a Better Parent?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2012 17:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Booze makes you a better parent—or at least that&#8217;s what one in five moms and dads thinks. A new study reveals that nearly 20 percent of all British parents believe their alcohol consumption positively affects their parenting skills. The study by the 4Children charity found that an alarming six out of 10 parents feel that their [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Booze makes you a better parent—or at least that's what one in five moms and dads thinks. <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2214082/Drinking-helps-IMPROVE-parenting-insist-fifth-mothers-fathers.html" target="_blank">A new study</a> reveals that nearly 20 percent of all British parents believe their alcohol consumption positively affects their parenting skills.</p>
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