With Crimea being taken over by Russia the country of Ukraine is trying to restore glory to their nation. To the rescue (or maybe not) Darth Vader is running for President, the unanimous choice of the (UIP) Ukrainian Internet Party.
The Ukraine Navy is missing three attack dolphins that didn’t come back during a training exercise earlier this month and they are not sure where they are. The dolphins are from a team of five that have been trained for the military to find mines but can also be outfitted with knives and guns. The Ukraine Navy is denying the dolphins were armed after reports leaked about the dolphins, but they did