‘Tall Guy’ Seeks ‘Hot Brunette’ After Farting Incident at Hannaford

We don't know if this a fairy tale ending yet or not, but wouldn't a happy ending be absolutely bananas for this could-be-couple?

Every once in a while it's fun to skim through the 'missed connection' section of Craigslist. Recently, a "hot brunette" was spotted at a Hannaford in Portland. Not only was she attractive, but also quite pungent, and 'tall guy' wants more.

You were the hot brunette with curves that farted near the bananas this weekend. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No... Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted that I asked you that. As the stink grew, you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving a couple of bananas around. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful, and even though you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I would love to meet up for a drink sometime.

You can see the post for yourself here. If this is you, please, give love a chance, you Clydesdale. Also maybe invest in some Gas-X.