It has started debate after debate and constant internet memes that no one was able to figure out where to decide where to eat. Until today. I, Quinn Alexander, beloved radio DJ to everyone who says they love listening to me, have figured out the way to decide where to eat. I give you, the Eat 16. It is a bracket system just like March Madness, but instead of football, it's restaurants, as seen below.

You and your spouse pick 8 restaurants each. Then you take turns flipping coins to decide where to eat until you end up at 1 left in a process of elimination. Then you go there and enjoy your meal.

No more arguing, no more "you pick". Just the exhilaration of watching a coin flip and letting fate decide.