10 Things You Didn’t Know About Bigfoot
Even if you don’t believe that Bigfoot is real, you should read this list. You never know when Bigfoot is going to be the topic of conversation at a cocktail party, and if there’s one thing that’s important in life, it’s being entertaining at cocktail parties. And candied peanuts, but mostly being entertaining at cocktail parties.
Plus, if Bigfoot does turn out to be real, you’ll know not to waste your precious, precious pepper spray on him, which is great because you might need it someday to kick a burrito up a notch.
– Written by Amanda Ferris
– Photoshop by Kristy Puchko