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This Week’s Edition Of Missed Connections On Craigslist


Let’s see if I can help spark a connection.  Some people are pretty vague and I’m not sure why they even post…but, maybe the right person will see their message.  So here it goes…

Doctor’s Orders
This is probably inappropriate but feeling a bit brave so why not. I’m new coming into your work, you welcomed me and introduced yourself. I was there again today However I Was very quite so we spoke briefly but you always make it a point to come talk to me, to say something perhaps it’s just the job, perhaps I hope that amazing smile is flirting When I see it Its hard to look at your eyes I’m afraid you’ll see My thoughts written all over my face. I hope the doctor decides to change something she orderd again before it’s time. The chances of you seeing this are slim, but I know I could never say anything first in person.

Guy In The Kenn Pharmacy Van
We were both parked,I saw you get out to smoke a cigarette, and I passed you several times, leaving and returning, wanting to pull in next to you and say hi! But I’m kinda shy! If you can tell me where we were and maybe what I was driving, maybe you would like to chat :)

Classy Act in Augusta
If this name means something to you please respond. This was from a few years back

Multiple attempts from different people trying to connect with Manchester Rite Aid Girl…this is either super sweet…or someone needs to hire herself a bodyguard…But check it out Machester Rite Aid girl…

Beautiful rite Aid woman in the pharmacy, last year in august I asked you out and you said you were betrayed and felt as though your heart would never heal. I came in to pick up a prescription today and you were talking to someone about graduating soon. You are so beautiful. You are always smiling and your aura lights everything up. I want to ask you out again. Are you healed? Can I ask you out again? I would never betray a woman like you. I would protect you. I hope you see this.
To the guy that posted about the machester rite aid pharmacy chick. She is so fine. i have also asked her out. If you get her to say yes, you have to tell us. And then teach us the way.
I have also asked out the Manchester pharmacy girl. Now I feel kinda bad… but she also turned me down. But for the record I actually know her name!
Jessica. You beautiful pharmacy fox. Say yes to one of us please. Hell go on a date with all three of us and take your pic.

Hey Clinton man…this Clinton neighbor just wants to talk to you…
I have to go by your place to get to mine. You live with family. We went to high school together. You live on rt 100. We used to be really close. You’re 25. I’m 26.
I don’t want to ruin your relationship. I don’t want to ruin your life. I literally just want to talk to you. I want to see how you’re doing. I want to see your smile, and know you’re happy.
You drive a grey SUV now, but you used to drive a gold Ford Focus Wagon until you totalled it in 2011.
Please message me. On here in you’re not sure who this is. On facebook if you remember me.
I could literally walk to you house from mine. It would take 5 minutes for me to be at your front door, or less if I met you at our old “halfway” point.
Dear god, please read this and remember me…

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