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What Were Americans Really Doing on Election Day?

After being hit with tons of political memes and autotuned debates, it seems like we’d been waiting forever for Election Day to arrive. There’s only so much hilarity we can take, people! But it’s already passed us by, and in the case you’re just now emerging from a deep slumber, Obama beat out Romney. Although, word has it Morris the Cat fell short by like, 100 votes. Disappointing.Regardless, millions of people headed out the polls yesterday to make their good ole’ American voices heard. There are a select few, however, who spent the day partaking in other activities. Luckily, we have Twitter and Instagram to expose these happenings.

So what were Americans really doing on Election Day?

THEY WERE…

VOTING FOR PEDRO

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MAKING ELECTION DAY ORANGES

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@renasangha, Twitter

FORCING SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TO VOTE

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EATING AN ENTIRE PEPPERONI BACON RED PEPPER CHEESE PIZZA

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@Ramon_DeLeon, Twitter

…AND A BOATLOAD OF SUSHI (LITERALLY)

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…QUESTIONABLE PASTA, TOO

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@mad_talk, Twitter

GETTING EXTRA TICKED THEY DIDN’T GET A VOTING STICKER

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ORDERING PIZZA HUT FOOD OF THE “BUFFALO MILD” VARIETY

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DISCOVERING CLEVER PRESIDENTIAL SNAPPLE FACTS

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FEELING SUPER ANTI-SOCIAL

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VOTING FOR SANGRIA

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GETTING SLEEPY OVER ALL THE POLITICAL HOOPLA

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@megbranch, Twitter

GETTING DRESSED UP IN SPECIAL GARB BEFORE HITTING THE POLLS

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@LisaMaatz, Twitter

HAVING A PATRIOTIC PICNIC STRAIGHT OUT OF ‘MARTHA STEWART’

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@mattGuillemard

RIDING EXTRA TALL BIKES

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AND OF COURSE, DISGUISING THEMSELVES AS SANTA CLAUS

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