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20th Century Fox

10 Super Cheesy Pickup Notes

Anyone who's ever been the victim of a pickup line can probably agree with this response: WOOF. While a lot of them can be pretty awful ("Do you have a bandaid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you."), all are straight up hilarious.

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rules for dating
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Teenage Dating: 10 Rules For Dating A Daughter

I saw this passed around Facebook yesterday and some of the things are funny...the others should go without saying!

If you have a teenage daughter, maybe THIS t-shirt is for YOU!

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Breakup
ThinkStock

12 Hilarious Breakup Texts

It doesn't matter which way we spin it; breaking up stinks. (Unless, of course, you're the breaker-upper, in which case it's like a cause for celebration.) Either way, cutting the relationship cord has gotten a bit easier ever since text messaging hit the scene. As it turns out, break up texts can be hilarious.

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Breakup Featured
Gawker

Breakup Note Left for Cheating Boyfriend Is a Hilarious Scavenger Hunt

Here are a couple life lessons to live by: Always sign out of your Facebook, folks. Oh, and also don't cheat on your girlfriend. Valuable lessons to takeaway from this deceptively cheerful breakup note peppered with hearts and exclamation points. 

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Knife date
ABC 8

Here’s Why You Don’t Try to Impress Your Date With a Fake Mugging

Men doing foolish things to impress women has been a common thread throughout history. But, for today, we can call Jeffrey Tyler Siegel the king of the fools.

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Craigslist Centaurs
Craigslist

Brothers Look for Love on Craigslist By Posing as Centaurs

Despite possessing many positive qualities, brothers Dave and Mike found themselves date-less for their cousin's impending nuptials.

Having been told by the bride that dates are "mandatory" because she doesn't want them "harassing all of my friends all night" the pair took to Craigslist to find two women -- preferably sisters or friends -- to accompany them to the wedding.

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Okc_ebooks Tumblr
Okc_ebooks

OkCupid Meets Horse_ebooks in Hilarious New Tumblr

What do you get when you combine the randomness of Horse_ebooks with the desperate horniness of OkCupid? This hilarious new Tumblr -- Ock_ebooks.

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Flirting
Fuse

Pay Attention, Fellas: Women Finally Admit What They Look For in a Mate

Aside from a pre-off-the-rails Mel Gibson being miraculously adept at reading Helen Hunt's lady-brains in ‘What Women Want,’ it’s pretty much a given that no one knows what the opposite gender is thinking, ever.

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Party
liquidlibrary

Hey Moron: Taking a First Date to a Super Bowl Party Is a Terrible Idea

Team pride. Trash talk. The aroma of chicken wings. Many things may be in the air at a Super Bowl party, but romance shouldn’t be one of them.

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BillTull

Conan O’Brien’s Prop Master Offers Cheap Super Bowl Party Tips

It's that time of year -- Super Bowl! Sadly, many people are experiencing hardships during this financial crisis and trying to save some money. But the fact remains that it is the Super Bowl, a time for all types of gatherings -- most of which aren't cheap -- in celebration of the pigskin. Thanks to the folks over at 'CONAN', we're getting some insider tips as to how to stash those dollar, dollar bills and still throw one heck of a party. Specifically from the host's prop master, Bill Tull.

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