No, seriously, I'm not kidding. Someone has a listing for a '2012 novantri R62B769'.
According to the seller's post,
Ride in style to the “Storming Area 51 - They Cant Stop Us All” event this month I haven’t used in a while and thought it deserves a better home...
The theater is in danger of going out of business despite renovations like replacing the old projector with a digital one, adding seats and replacing the carpet and carefully selecting which movies to show.
Whether it's zombies or any other apocalyptic scenario you can dream up, there's a place in northern Maine waiting for you to survive it. And according to MissileBases.com, it could be yours for a price that is WAY more reasonable than you might be thinking...
We have the perfect gift giving idea for that one person who seems to have everything, you can buy them their own town! The six-acre town of Swett, South Dakota is for sale and for only $250,000.
Mentioned this on the morning show, there is a 113 year old house for sale in Dunmore, Pennsylvania, that is advertised as ‘slightly haunted’. The homeowners, Sandi and Gregory Leeson want to sell the house because they are ‘thoroughly creeped out’ by their house.