You can't make this up...I almost thought I was reading the National Inquirer.  But it is true, these headlines were posted in a today's Sun Journal.  See for yourself.

You can't make this stuff up...especially in Maine

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MISSING HIKER FOUND AT LUXURY HOTEL IN WHITE MOUNTAINS

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POLICE ARREST MAN FOR EXPOSING SELF IN THONG, DOING LAPS IN PARKING LOT

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BROKEN MICROWAVES NOT ACCEPTED AT GOODWIL

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POWDER WASN'T HEROIN, IT WAS HUMAN REMAINS

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