You can't make this up...I almost thought I was reading the National Inquirer.  But it is true, these headlines were posted in a today's Sun Journal.  See for yourself.

You can't make this stuff up...especially in Maine

DEER ICE SURFS ITS WAY TO SAFETY AND INTO THE HEARTS OF MAINERS

MISSING HIKER FOUND AT LUXURY HOTEL IN WHITE MOUNTAINS

POLICE ARREST MAN FOR EXPOSING SELF IN THONG, DOING LAPS IN PARKING LOT

BROKEN MICROWAVES NOT ACCEPTED AT GOODWIL

POWDER WASN'T HEROIN, IT WAS HUMAN REMAINS