![Funny Local News Headlines From Maine & New England](http://townsquare.media/site/488/files/2018/04/20180425_065847.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Funny Local News Headlines From Maine & New England
You can't make this up...I almost thought I was reading the National Inquirer. But it is true, these headlines were posted in a today's Sun Journal. See for yourself.
You can't make this stuff up...especially in Maine
MISSING HIKER FOUND AT LUXURY HOTEL IN WHITE MOUNTAINS
POLICE ARREST MAN FOR EXPOSING SELF IN THONG, DOING LAPS IN PARKING LOT
BROKEN MICROWAVES NOT ACCEPTED AT GOODWIL
POWDER WASN'T HEROIN, IT WAS HUMAN REMAINS
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