Look, Biebs, I respect your ambition. You're certainly fit and can rock a pair of Calvin Klien undies. But MMA? Really? And Tom Cruise of all people? Why?

Victor Fraile, Getty Images
Victor Fraile, Getty Images

Cruise may not be a spring chicken these days, but he still does his own stunts. The dude broke his ankle during the filming of Mission Impossible: Fallout and kept working.

Neither Cruise nor Dana White has commented on the challenge at the time of posting, however, the newly retired UFC World Champion Conor McGregor has volunteered to host the event.

Again, we've got another guy that looks great in a pair of Calvin Klein undies but Marky Mark doesn't stand a chance against McGregor. I'm sure McGregor could easily take Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.

Mark Wahlberg in 'Ted'

I say we mix it up. I think Wahlberg vs. Cruise would be fun to watch. I'd certainly put my money on Wahlberg but it seems like it would be the best-matched fight out of the 4.

My other thought is, could Ben Stiller officiate? Between Bieber's cameo in Zoolander 2 and Cruise's iconic role as Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder, I think it only makes sense with this circus of a card.

All of this being said, I can't wait to see what comes of this. Who do you think would win?

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