Ladies, For $2,000 You Can Attend The Mansplaining Convention
Brace yourself, it's about to get WEIRD. A group of men are trying to "make women great again" by taking on the dangers of feminism. This is a women's only event in Orlando where a group of men are going to teach women how to be better women. They think women nowadays are being taught to think like men, and are losing their femininity in the process. Which in turn leads to, divorce rates skyrocketing, dysfunction, and depression. They're literally blaming feminism for depression. They are actually trying to convince women that men prefer "debt free virgins without tattoos"
According to their website, this convention will:
-Raise women's femininity by 500%.
-Create the ultimate moms.
-Get in the best shape ever. (Because they hate the body positive movement.)
Every single speaker at this convention is a man, and they will be telling women, how to be better women. AND THEY'RE CHARGING $2,000 FOR A TICKET.
Oh wait, according to the website, you can get the early bird special: $999 for one ticket, and you can bring a friend with you.
I have no idea what to even say at this point.
THIS IS ON THEIR ACTUAL WEBSITE:
“DESTINED TO BE THE MANSPLAINING
EVENT OF THE CENTURY”
Dear Lord! Do these neanderthals not know that MANSPLAINING is not a good thing?!
That is not something to brag about!
I'm done, can't handle this anymore. I'm gonna go take a nap.