
Magic 8-Ball Answers All Of Sarah’s Important Questions
Sometimes you just have questions that require answers immediately. For times like that...turn to your Magic 8-ball.
ME: Will I win the lottery in 2016?
8: Without a doubt
ME: Have I ever lied to avoid a ticket?
8: My reply is No (it would be right)
ME: Is it wise to get my advice from a Magic 8-ball?
8: Without a doubt
ME: Will McCoy miss me while I'm out on medical leave?
8: It is certain (DUH)
ME: Is there a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
8: Concentrate and ask again...
ME: IS THERE A POT OF GOLD AT THE END OF A RAINBOW?
8: Don't count on it
ME: Should I purchase a squatty potty?
8: My reply is no (good I didn't want one)
ME: Will Donald Trump be our next President?
8: Outlook good
ME: Is bacon bad for me?
8: My sources say no (Phew)
ME: Should I skip my surgery and go on vacation?
8: Can not predict now (crap!)
ME: Will we get more snow this year than last year?
8: Signs point to yes
ME: Should I order pizza tonight?
8: Reply hazy...try again.
ME: SHOULD I ORDER PIZZA TONIGHT?
8: Yes, definitely!
ME: Are you sure?
8: Very doubtful.
ME: Well, should I cook dinner instead?
8: My sources say NO
ME: So, I should order pizza then?
8: Better not tell you now
ME: How about now?
8: It is decidedly so
ME: Should we do this again?
8: Without a doubt
ME: Same time same place next week?
8: As I see it yes
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