Magic 8-Ball Answers All Of Sarah’s Important Questions

Sometimes you just have questions that require answers immediately.  For times like that...turn to your Magic 8-ball.  

ME: Will I win the lottery in 2016?

8: Without a doubt

ME: Have I ever lied to avoid a ticket?

8: My reply is No (it would be right)

ME: Is it wise to get my advice from a Magic 8-ball?

8: Without a doubt

ME: Will McCoy miss me while I'm out on medical leave?

8: It is certain (DUH)

ME: Is there a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?

8: Concentrate and ask again...

ME: IS THERE A POT OF GOLD AT THE END OF A RAINBOW?

8: Don't count on it

ME: Should I purchase a squatty potty?

8: My reply is no (good I didn't want one)

ME: Will Donald Trump be our next President?

8: Outlook good

ME: Is bacon bad for me?

8: My sources say no  (Phew)

ME: Should I skip my surgery and go on vacation?

8: Can not predict now  (crap!)

ME: Will we get more snow this year than last year?

8: Signs point to yes

ME: Should I order pizza tonight?

8: Reply hazy...try again.

ME: SHOULD I ORDER PIZZA TONIGHT?

8: Yes, definitely!

ME: Are you sure?

8: Very doubtful.

ME: Well, should I cook dinner instead?

8: My sources say NO

ME: So, I should order pizza then?

8: Better not tell  you now

ME: How about now?

8: It is decidedly so

ME: Should we do this again?

8: Without a doubt

ME: Same time same place next week?

8: As I see it yes