New England: 8 Pickup Lines That Are So Bad They're Good

We try to help our readers find love if/when we can, because dating is hard in 2024! Putting yourself out there and being vulnerable is not easy for any of us. But nothing good ever comes from staying in your comfort zone, right?

I recently came across a list of pickup lines. It could be the worst or best list of all time, depending on who you ask. They are basically the "dad jokes" of pickup lines. Read 'em and cringe:

1. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

2. If you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple.

3. Hey, girl, are you my appendix? Cuz you give me this weird feeling that makes me want to take you out.

4. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

5. Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?

6. Hey, my name's Microsoft, can I crash at your place tonight?

7. If you were a burger I'd call you McBeautiful.

And my personal favorite....

8. Are you a magician? Because Abraca-DAYUM!

If you decide to use any of these on your dating adventures, you don't even need to give me credit! Now get out there and have yourself a hot girl (or boy) summer.