Darth Vader Running for President of Ukraine
With Crimea being taken over by Russia the country of Ukraine is trying to restore glory to their nation. To the rescue (or maybe not) Darth Vader is running for President, the unanimous choice of the (UIP) Ukrainian Internet Party.
Ukraine Navy Missing Three Attack Dolphins
The Ukraine Navy is missing three attack dolphins that didn’t come back during a training exercise earlier this month and they are not sure where they are. The dolphins are from a team of five that have been trained for the military to find mines but can also be outfitted with knives and guns. The U…