I have scoured the internet and found the best headlines to laugh at, ponder, and just be shocked by. Here's what I found:

-Prisoner armed with chainsaws go on rampage during prison riot: Who gave prisoners chainsaws to begin with?!

-Utah County ‘burglar’ turns out to be a turkey: Honestly, I was guessing it was the chickens.

-Chicago family says their home has been raided by police three times – by mistakeDon't you just hate when that happens?