![Today’s Funniest Headlines](http://townsquare.media/site/488/files/2019/07/RS18736_GettyImages-537497415.jpeg?w=980&q=75)
Today’s Funniest Headlines
I have scoured the internet and found the best headlines to laugh at, ponder, and just be shocked by. Here's what I found:
-Prisoner armed with chainsaws go on rampage during prison riot: Who gave prisoners chainsaws to begin with?!
-Utah County ‘burglar’ turns out to be a turkey: Honestly, I was guessing it was the chickens.
-Chicago family says their home has been raided by police three times – by mistake: Don't you just hate when that happens?
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