My heart is in my throat.  You'll never catch a woman doing this!  Why?  We have that thing...what is it?  Oh what's the thing that separates women from men?  No, not that...but nice try.  Oh, yea...common sense!  Yes, ladies have common sense.  99.99% of the time, whatever moronic thing men attempt to do ends with a woman saying 'I told you so.'  But then, there's this.  The 0.01% when a man is right.

I certainly hope there is a bathroom on the boat.  I'm certain that man needs it!

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