Today is National Lobster Day.  I had no idea.  So, if you are looking for a way to celebrate this day, I've got the 3 PERFECT steps to enjoy today...I promise you won't be disappointed.

1. Pick your favorite 'lobster cookin' restaurant

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2. Scan the menu.  Do you want the twin special?  Lobster stew?  Lobster roll?

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3. Grow a pair...go a to the 'turf' section of the menu and order a darn STEAK!

Sarah Green, Getty Images
Sarah Green, Getty Images
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Lobster is merely the cockroaches of the ocean!!  Eat more cow...it puts hair on your chest.