...it is a privilege denied to many!  And when you can, CELEBRATE!  That's what we did this morning on the Morning Buzz!  McCoy had a birthday while he was away!  I didn't want to waste the opportunity to remind him he's OLD!  

On Saturday, my son turned 100 months old and Randy turned 744 months!  Eeesh.  Here are some signs, Randy, that you are getting old (and it's in BOLD so you can see it):

  • EVERYTHING HURTS AND WHAT DOESN'T HURT DOESN'T WORK
  • YOU KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS BUT NOBODY ASKS YOU THE QUESTIONS
  • YOU'RE ASLEEP, BUT OTHERS WORRY YOU'RE DEAD
  • YOU CONSTANTLY TALK ABOUT THE PRICE OF GAS (AND BEEF)
  • YOU ARE PROUD OF YOUR LAWN MOWER

Some interesting things about people born in October:

Clairvoyant.  Nature lover.  You are a born leader.  People look up to you.  Honest.  More emotional than practical.  Rebellious at times.  Totally independent.  Good looker.  Faithful towards family, friends and your love.  Clever.  You give importance where due.  Dedicated and hardworking.

For the short time I've known you, I already know you are all these things.  Happy Birthday Mr. McCoy!  Keep calm and be crazy!  Laugh, love and live it up because this is the oldest you've been and the youngest you'll ever be again!

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