Starbucks Unicorn Drink Comes With A FAT Price

So, they make a cute pretty drink...and now everyone is off the 'New Year's Resolution, Summer's coming and I need a hot bod diet' as they rush out to Starbucks for a drink named after a mythical creature.  'They' (whoever they are) say not to drink your calories...well, check this out.  

Here's the nutritional price tag on a Starbucks Unicorn Frap.

At that cost, it better do some mythical magic on my butt, gut and cellulite.  That would take 3 million years at the gym to burn off.  I'm all set.

Who am I kiddin...I've got to try it.