These Nicknames for New Hampshire Towns Are Downright Offensive

I just stumbled on this list of nicknames for New Hampshire towns. The internet is a funny place. If some of these offend you, I ask that you not shoot the messenger. Feel free to take your issues up with the people of Reddit. Specifically, the members the of r/NewHampshire community.

Who comes up with these nicknames? Why are there such terrible nicknames for really nice towns? I think it's the same mentality as when you were in school and one of your classmates had a funny last name. It's just fun to change their last names and make them sound even funnier. My husband is Steven Greenberger, and when I met him I called him "Steven Green Booger". I'd laugh and he would roll his eyes because that was the 40 thousandth time someone called him that. Now we're married and I am a Green Booger too, so I guess the joke's on me.

In any case, are you ready for this list? Here we go...

Rochester - Rottenchester

Laconia - Crackonia

Somersworth - Scummersworth

Hooksett - Hicksett

Nashua - Trashua

Manchester - Manchvegas

Hanover - Hangover

Hudson - Mudson

Winchester - Winchentuckey (or Incester...yikes)

Merrimack - Merrimac&cheese

Rindge - Findge (very large Finnish community, apparently)

Milford - Milf-ord (the Milf capital of NH? Who knew?!)

Contoocook - Tooky

Derry - The Dirty D

Do you have any more to add to this list?

These Are the Wealthiest New Hampshire Towns, Based on Per Capita Income

NeighborhoodScout, an online database of US neighborhood analytics, shared the wealthiest New Hampshire communities based on per capita income. Here's what towns were listed.