To The Lady At Planet Fitness, I Am So Sorry!
As if I needed another reason to avoid the gym, we can add, creep out a woman to that list... Yesterday, I was leaving the gym, exhausted because I actually exercised. As I was walking to my car listening to music, I passed by the newest model of the Subaru Forester. Which just so happens to be the car that I am looking to get when my lease is up. I stopped to admire the vehicle, as I was doing this, I said "wow, those are nice."
At that exact moment, a woman walked right past me and gave me the worst death glare I've ever seen in my life. So to that woman, I am so sorry, I was not talking about you, I was talking about the car.