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		<title>Why Was Sharon Late Getting To Work Today?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 10:50:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sharon Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can&#8217;t make this stuff up. I literally have the weirdest things that happen to me. And I have such good intentions. I woke up early this morning thinking I&#8217;ll be able to fold the laundry and tidy up the house a little. The reason I wanted to is that I knew I would be [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can't make this stuff up.</p>
<p>I literally have the weirdest things that happen to me. And I have such good intentions.</p>
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		<title>And the Sign Says, Usually Something Funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 20:47:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Randy  McCoy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I If you have ever seen the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, you’ve seen the segment where he shows; newspaper advertising that is, let’s say, unusual. Here are some I found that are of that ilk: On a Plumbers truck: ‘We repair what your husband tried to fix&#8217;. Another plumbing company advertises: ‘Don’t sleep with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">If you have ever seen the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, you’ve seen the segment where he shows; newspaper advertising that is, let’s say, unusual. Here are some I found that are of that ilk: On a Plumbers truck: ‘We repair what your husband tried to fix'. Another plumbing company advertises: ‘Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber'. </p>
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		<title>TV Show &#039;Friends&#039; Returning To NBC Next Year! REALLY???</title>
		<link>http://b985.fm/tv-show-friends-returning-to-nbc-next-year-really/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 11:12:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sharon Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WHAT??? Next year will be the 10th year Friends has been OFF the air. They&#8217;re bringing it back? MAYBE! Sources say NBC confirmed yesterday the show will return for the fall season next year. No word on whether the ENTIRE original cast will return. But what are they all doing now? Do they have the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WHAT???</p>
<p>Next year will be the 10th year Friends has been OFF the air.</p>
<p>They're bringing it back?</p>
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		<title>Would YOU Send This Card?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 14:04:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sharon Buck</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had to stop at KMart this morning for a few things and I wanted to get Chad a card that said I love you. What I DIDN&#8217;T expect was finding THIS!!! Yes. It is an actual card from American Greetings. I just stumbled across it. I HAD to buy it because no one would [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had to stop at KMart this morning for a few things and I wanted to get Chad a card that said I love you. What I DIDN'T expect was finding THIS!!!</p>
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		<title>Wicked Funny Ventriloquist!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2013 10:10:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sharon Buck</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right. I said it. WICKED funny! I totally wish I was the female audience member! If you want to laugh&#8230;.and you know you want to&#8230;.watch this! Nina Conti is one of the world&#8217;s BEST ventriloquists and she can prove it! Just see what she does with not only one but TWO audience members on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That's right. I said it. WICKED funny!</p>
<p>I totally wish I was the female audience member!</p>
<p>If you want to laugh....and you know you want to....watch this!</p>
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		<title>Enter To Win Comedy Tickets!</title>
		<link>http://b985.fm/enter-to-win-comedy-tickets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 17:48:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Higgins</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Want a night out to support a great cause? The United Way of Mid-Maine is hosting a “Live United Laugh United” comedy fundraiser on Saturday, March 16 at the Thomas College Ayotte Auditorium in Waterville from 7-10 p.m. The entertainment will feature Comedian Ray Harrington and Hypnotist Steve Marino, and it is a 16+ show. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Want a night out to support a great cause?<a href="http://www.unitedwaymidme.org/" target="_blank"> The United Way of Mid-Maine</a> is hosting a “Live United Laugh United” comedy fundraiser on Saturday, March 16 at the Thomas College Ayotte Auditorium in Waterville from 7-10 p.m.</p>
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		<title>When Comedians Were Funny, Remember Them?</title>
		<link>http://b985.fm/when-comedians-were-funny-remember-them/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 11:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sharon Buck</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Academy Awards]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was so disappointed with the Oscars last night. I hope they never ask Seth MacFarLAME, oops, make that MacFarlane, to host again. I come from a generation where comedians were intelligent. Men and women that didn&#8217;t have to sing about &#8216;boobs&#8217; to THINK they&#8217;re funny.  That was just so tasteless. I guess the younger [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was so disappointed with the <a href="http://b985.fm/2013-oscars-nominees-winners/">Oscars</a> last night. I hope they never ask Seth MacFarLAME, oops, make that MacFarlane, to host again.</p>
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		<title>Taylor Swift On Britian&#039;s &#039;Let&#039;s Dance For Comic Relief&#039;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:27:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Randy  McCoy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This Friday, February 22, Taylor Swift will help raise money for comic relief. She’ll perform on the BBC show Let’s Dance For Comic Relief, but she won’t be dancing. Taylor along with the cast of A Chorus Line will be the two major music acts for the show. The dance routines are not what you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This Friday, February 22, <a href="http://taylorswift.com/" target="_blank">Taylor Swift </a>will help raise money for comic relief. She’ll perform on the BBC show<a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2013/lets-dance-cr.html" target="_blank"> Let’s Dance For Comic Relief,</a> but she won’t be dancing. Taylor along with the cast of<a href="http://www.achorusline.com/" target="_blank"> A Chorus Line </a>will be the two majo</p>
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		<title>Kennebec Journal Headline&#8230;Kinda Funny!</title>
		<link>http://b985.fm/kennebec-journal-headline-kinda-funny/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2013 11:09:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sharon Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Um&#8230;&#8230;well&#8230;.. If you think like Randy&#8230;.. and you probably do&#8230;.THIS headline in today&#8217;s Kennebec Journal is REALLY FUNNY! What do you think?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Um......well.....</p>
<p>If you think like Randy.....</p>
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		<title>Here&#039;s What Happens When You Order a Salad With Every Topping</title>
		<link>http://b985.fm/salad-topping-prank/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 16:04:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle Dowling</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all been tempted to do this, have we not? Seeing the extensive list of salad topping choices on a menu is almost like telling someone not to look down from a ledge; we so badly want to! Sadly, we just can&#8217;t seem to bring ourselves to spend $229.93 on a salad. However, thanks to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We've all been tempted to do this, have we not?</p>
<p>Seeing the extensive list of salad topping choices on a menu is almost like telling someone not to look down from a ledge; we so badly want to! Sadly, we just can't seem to bring ourselves to spend $229.93 on a salad. However, thanks to this video from College Humor, <em>we</em> don't have to. They've done it for us.</p>
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