Another Day, Another Fake Horoscope (June 11)
Gemini (May 21-Jun 20): Eat cake!!!!!
Cancer (Jun 21- July 22): Sing a song loud and out of key.
Leo (July 23- Aug 22): Love everyone.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22): Adopt a dog, but that dog needs a friend, so adopt another one.
Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22): Eat something REALLY unhealthy. That's future you's problem.
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 22): Order something different from your favorite restaurant.
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22): Take the long way home.
Capricorn (Dec. 23-Jan 19): Find an excuse to call in sick to work.
Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18): Find a new favorite song.
Pisces (Feb 19-March 20): Save water, drink soda.
Aries (March 21-April 19): Call a loved one just to say hi.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): Your house is haunted.