Another Day, Another Fake Horoscope (June 11)

Gemini (May 21-Jun 20): Eat cake!!!!!

Cancer (Jun 21- July 22): Sing a song loud and out of key.

Leo (July 23- Aug 22): Love everyone.

Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22): Adopt a dog, but that dog needs a friend, so adopt another one.

Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22): Eat something REALLY unhealthy. That's future you's problem.

Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 22): Order something different from your favorite restaurant.

Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22): Take the long way home.

Capricorn (Dec. 23-Jan 19): Find an excuse to call in sick to work.

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18): Find a new favorite song.

Pisces (Feb 19-March 20): Save water, drink soda.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Call a loved one just to say hi.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Your house is haunted.