Sarah Has Completely Broken Her Husband!

I knew the day would come...I just didn't think it would be so soon.  I have completely and totally broken my husband.  I was simply joking around...and had not idea that this would, ultimately, be the straw that broke the camel's back.  

My hubby and I have been looking for new bedding for over a year.  We can NEVER seem to agree on anything.  He wants crazy Egyptian Aztec patterns with dark colors...I want paisley or chevron patterns with bright cheerful colors.  We just can't seem to see eye to eye on this matter.

So, completely out of the blue...after seeing this set pop up on Facebook (via an ad for Walmart)...I decided to text it to him.  His response to this hideous purple unicorn bedding.... Well, first look at it...IT'S UGLY!!

His response and I quote 'Whatever makes you happy dear. IDC'.  That was a very anti-climatic response.  In fact, my heart sank a little bit.  Or is the joke on me??  Did he not look at it and no realize what he agreed to??  Then, that would make the joke on him.  I'm so confused.

I want my husband back!