I have scoured the internet and found the best headlines to laugh at, ponder, and just be shocked by. Here's what I found:

-Van with alleged $200m worth of drugs uncovered after crashing into police car

-The First Meal Eaten on the Moon Was Bacon

-World Naked Bike Ride Cyclists Shot by Man With Paintball Gun

-‘Completely unacceptable,’ Mayor condemns videos of men dumping buckets of water on NYPD officers