![Today’s Completely Fictitious Horoscope](http://townsquare.media/site/488/files/2019/06/Horoscope3.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Today’s Completely Fictitious Horoscope
Gemini (May 21-Jun 20): Only 10 days left to eat cake.
Cancer (Jun 21- July 22): You shouldn't have done that.
Leo (July 23- Aug 22): TREAT YO SELF.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22): You left the stove on.
Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22): If life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 22): Don't block the fire exit.
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22): You were supposed to do something.
Capricorn (Dec. 23-Jan 19): Don't go grocery shopping today.
Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18): The guy next to you wants to race.
Pisces (Feb 19-March 20): Look out, it's the cops!
Aries (March 21-April 19): Have you thought about upgrading to Amazon Prime?
Taurus (April 20-May 20): Have no regrets.
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