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Bolley's Customers Mad About Shape Of Fries
All the problems of the world have been solved...except...one problem that is plaguing customers of Bolley's Famous Franks, in Waterville.  It all comes down to...crinkle cut vs. straight cut french fries.
RENT A HIPPIE BUS - IT'S A THING
Peace.  Love.  Light.  It's a hippie's dream come true.  Flashback to the 60's in this awesome 1 bedroom, 2.5 bath bus located on Westport Island.
CONQUER CHIARI CAR WASH
It's that time of year again to start raising awareness for Chiari Malformation and search for a CURE!  A cure that is so desperately wanted.  The Conquer Chiari Walk Across America - Central Maine chapter is organizing a car wash to raise money for that purpose.
CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR BEE LUNCH BREAK WINNERS
Congratulations to Richard Carrier Trucking, Inc.! They are our Bee Lunch Break winners. They won pizzas from Al's Pizza in Skowhegan. If you would like to have McCoy & Dyer deliver lunch to your workplace for up to 10 people, enter the Bee Lunch Break now!
Kennebec County Deputy's K-9, Stryker, Passes Unexpectedly
Such a sad day for the Kennebec County Sherrif's Department and Deputy Aaron Moody.  Moody's partner, Stryker, passed away unexpectedly today.  According to the  KCS Facebook, Stryker suffered a sudden medical illness.
RIP Stryker...
3 WOMEN STILL MISSING
Something has to be done.  Someone knows something.  People don't just VANISH into thin air.  It is your moral obligation to say something...if you know something.
IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THESE WOMEN.  CALL 911 OR THE MAINE STATE POLICE: 622-2277
 
Augusta Schools Possibly Adding More Holidays To Calendar...
According to WGME13, The Augusta School Board recently discussed the possibility of adding holidays, observed by other cultures, to the schools' calendar.  We have a very diverse population in our state's capital...I think it is only fair to approve this request.
GET THESE TOYS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
It's inevitable.  Every year there is that one toy...that one stinkin stupid toy you have to get for your sweet princess or handsome prince.  You will stand in lines for long periods of time.  You will pay triple the price.  All for the love of keeping the spirit of Santa Cl…
SEA GODDESS LOSES CROWN OVER PICTURES
Maine is making national news.  Not in a good way.  The heat is focused on the Rockland Lobster Festival and the Sea Goddess who, after 24 hours, had to give her crown back after photos were discovered on social media.