Horrorscopes: A Fictitious Horoscope (June 7)
Gemini (May 21-Jun 20): Eat some cake tonight.
Cancer (Jun 21- July 22): Go to the movies.
Leo (July 23- Aug 22): You should leave work early.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22): Eat your significant others favorite snack. Blame it on the dog.
Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22): Do that thing that you've wanted to do but were afraid of doing.
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 22): You forgot to put deodorant on....
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22): Bring your co worker chicken.
Capricorn (Dec. 23-Jan 19): Drop at give me 20.
Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18): Scroll through Netflix and watch whatever it lands on.
Pisces (Feb 19-March 20): Walk backwards everywhere you go today.
Aries (March 21-April 19): Say no more often.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): Spend time with loved ones.