If you hadn't already heard, a woman was banned from a Texas Wal-Mart for allegedly driving one of those electric carts around in the parking lot while drinking wine out of a Pringles can. Now, we couldn't come up with an electric one, but thanks to K-Mart at the Augusta Plaza we have a regular lazy-person one. The wine? That was easy because Brittany is a raging alcoholic and always keeps several bottles at her desk in her portable wine-cooler from Ronco. Last but not least, Matt's a fatty so totes obvs he had some Pringles in his drawers. His desk, not his pants.

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